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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Scousers don’t you just love them

Three friends married women from different parts of the world...
The First man married a Filipino. He told her she was to do the dishes and do the
house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the 3rd day he came home to see a
clean house and the dishes were washed and put away.
The Second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes and cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the 3rd day he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The Third man married a girl from Liverpool. He ordered her to keep the house
clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, do the laundry and a hot meal on the table for
every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he
could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could
fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.....he still has some difficulty
passing water!
 D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
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TigerRecovery
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
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Wales 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Landmark LE Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Thumbs up from my wife (she's a Scouser) she said some people never learn.
 1972 Range Rover Classic 2 door V8
2013 Land Rover Discovery 4 HSE - SCRAPPED
2016 Land Rover Discovery 4 Landmark
2022 Volvo XC40 T5 PHEV 282HP FWD 3 cylinder! 
 
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Bigcol66
 


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Location: Welshpool, Powys
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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AVE
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Wink
 As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way



Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17

Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone) 
 
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ianm27
 


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Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
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DSL
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
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The third guy us just sooooo lucky he didn't manage a Glaswegian lass.....
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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Charliecloud
 


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DSL
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Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
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Ukraine 

robsmith wrote:
The third guy us just sooooo lucky he didn't manage a Glaswegian lass.....


Not sure he’d have survived that. Shocked
   
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