Gilly1
Member Since: 09 Sep 2015
Location: Somerset burnham on sea
Posts: 359
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... go into a bar, get a drink, go and sit down, after a few minutes a red piece of tarmac comes in and goes to the bar, 1 black tarmac says to the other,, quick drink up and let’s get the hell out of here,,
Why says the other black tarmac,,,,,,
Other 1 says well you see that peice of red tarmac he is a CYCLE PATH.. ok maybe not sorry that’s the best I got you really don’t want to hear the rest. 2015MY discovery 4 se tech with factory black pack.
With added
Rse, tv, electric memory seats, rear camera, heated steering wheel,
Headlight dip assist, remote FBH, led door light pack,easy lift kit,osram front fog/drl/active cornering lights. and whatever els I can find to do,
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8th Apr 2018 8:14 am |
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Moo
D3 Decade
Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13802
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Don't give up the day job! New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)
Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)
Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)
No longer the Old Buses original owner
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control
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8th Apr 2018 8:26 am |
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astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8044
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I liked that. My sort of humour
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8th Apr 2018 8:46 am |
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Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
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D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
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8th Apr 2018 9:09 am |
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
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astonbuilder wrote:I liked that. My sort of humour
I liked it and your joke about the weasel. We must a similar sense of humour 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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8th Apr 2018 10:45 am |
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