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Gilly1
 


Member Since: 09 Sep 2015
Location: Somerset burnham on sea
Posts: 359

England 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 SE Tech Auto Fuji WhiteDiscovery 4
2 pieces of black tarmac

... go into a bar, get a drink, go and sit down, after a few minutes a red piece of tarmac comes in and goes to the bar, 1 black tarmac says to the other,, quick drink up and let’s get the hell out of here,,
Why says the other black tarmac,,,,,,

Other 1 says well you see that peice of red tarmac he is a CYCLE PATH.. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter ok maybe not sorry that’s the best I got you really don’t want to hear the rest. Embarassed
 2015MY discovery 4 se tech with factory black pack.
With added
Rse, tv, electric memory seats, rear camera, heated steering wheel,
Headlight dip assist, remote FBH, led door light pack,easy lift kit,osram front fog/drl/active cornering lights. and whatever els I can find to do, 
 
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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13802

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

Shocked Don't give up the day job!
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
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astonbuilder
 


Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Santorini BlackDiscovery 4

I liked that. My sort of humour Laughing
  
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Ceekay
 


Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up
 D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still… 
 
Post #19345458th Apr 2018 9:09 am
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

astonbuilder wrote:
I liked that. My sort of humour Laughing


I liked it and your joke about the weasel. We must a similar sense of humour Rolling with laughter
 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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