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Alan G
Member Since: 15 Oct 2008
Location: Lanarkshire
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| 2009's First Christmas Joke |
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2009's First Christmas Joke
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols…"
And So The Christmas Season Begins......   ATB
Alan
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 19th Dec 2009 5:00 pm |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
  
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That wily old pervert St. Nick
Made good use of the curve to his dick.
He glazed the whole shaft
Painted stripes, then he laughed
As he offered young ladies a lick. Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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| 20th Dec 2009 12:43 pm |
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DiscoShortie
Member Since: 02 Dec 2009
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 39
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lol, very funny
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| 20th Dec 2009 1:31 pm |
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Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
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A man, wearing only a bathrobe, bends over the Christmas tree to pick up a present.
His young son looks up the robe and asks, "Hey Dad! Who's getting the bagpipes?"
Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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| 22nd Dec 2009 4:58 pm |
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