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ronp
 


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aint life a bitch

sitting here on my own, in my caravan, in the lakes, overlooking ullswater [thanks gareth Thumbs Up ].
swmbo gone home cos she's working! Mr. Green
a muddied d3 sitting outside from a days off-roading with other D3 crew [hi guys].
only got a bottle of Laphroaig [cask strenght], few bottles of yellow label and a case of stella to keep me company.
got a fixed bed to fall into [before traversing helvellyn tomorrow]
why do i have all the bad luck? Evil or Very Mad
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Life is sooooo cruel!!! Big Cry Big Cry
   
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Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Wanna swap

Enjoy Ronp, it aint just all work work work, and I bet it was well earned Thumbs Up
  
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I'm glad your enjoying yourself Ron Thumbs Up

Please thank the site owner for me (Pavel?) for sending me my deposit back. Tell him I will be there sometime soon Thumbs Up
  
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ronp wrote:
before traversing helvellyn tomorrow


You'll need a locking rear diff to get up Striding Edge, ronp. Good luck Thumbs Up
  
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just don't forget to unhook the caravan before traversing Helvellyn Wink Thumbs Up
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sh*t!!! nobody said helvellyn wasn't a caravan friendly route!!!
was banking on pitching at the top [only for the view of course] Evil or Very Mad


will pass messgae to Pavel, Gareth


btw, as i'm on my own, if i don't sign in tomorrow night, please report me as missing.
never know, might get lucky and elope with a Sheep
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Glad your enjoying yourself, all this caravan malarky going on, it's even getting me & SWMBO tempted to clog up the transportation arteries of Britain..... Wink
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ian,if you've got a d3 - you don't 'clog up' the highways - FULL STOP!
it's all these other slow b'strds [in nissan micra's] that do it in front of you!
I've never, never, had a queue behind me when towing a caravan, except when there was a slower vehicle in front of me.

you cann't take them to the top of mountains, seemingly - but helvellyn tomorrow will tel.
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Actually Ron, just thinking about this, if you can get a D3 and caravan to the top of Helvellyn i reckon you would be nailed on to get yourself in the 2010 calendar Laughing
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oh no! not again!!!
Already been 'callendered' in the lakes. Rolling Eyes
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well if some one can land a plane up on the hill you could get a D3 up there but never get permission Big Cry
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Sounds like absolute bloody heaven Ron Thumbs Up
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