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Moo
D3 Decade 


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Location: Wiltshire
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Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3
Always look behind you.

A lesson in distraction techniques for those being interviewed. Laughing


 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #220581827th Jan 2021 4:01 pm
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SN
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2006
Location: Romiley
Posts: 13710


zoom in and you'll see there's a DIY Manual on the shelf too! Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
Post #220582127th Jan 2021 4:04 pm
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Famousfive
 


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Location: Southampton
Posts: 1806

Ukraine 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 GS Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

here it is full size before DSL comes along to do it Whistle
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 Stolen - D4 Loire Blue
D4 Bali Blue 
 
Post #220582227th Jan 2021 4:06 pm
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ianm27
 


Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154

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Sorry, which bit were you making full size??? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH 
 
Post #220582527th Jan 2021 4:11 pm
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SN
 


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Location: Romiley
Posts: 13710


ianm27 wrote:
Sorry, which bit were you making full size??? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Whistle
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)  

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Post #220583127th Jan 2021 4:17 pm
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Moo
D3 Decade 


Member Since: 13 Aug 2010
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 13806

Ukraine 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

You're spending too much time on this Laughing
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
Post #220583327th Jan 2021 4:18 pm
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Hardware
 


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Location: Hiding under the M60
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

the young lady was on to discuss being unemployed ... wonder how the job hunting will go now ?
  
Post #220583927th Jan 2021 4:34 pm
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Batfink
 


Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

She has been approached by Ann Summers for a product consultation role Rolling with laughter
 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
Post #220584727th Jan 2021 5:08 pm
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al cope
 


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England 

Possibly feeling a bit of a dick for leaving that there Whistle

Al
 Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD 
 
Post #220584827th Jan 2021 5:08 pm
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stew 46
 


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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

Batfink wrote:
She has been approached by Ann Summers for a product consultation role Rolling with laughter


Well imagine what I’ve been through with Summers as my sir name Whistle Very Happy Thumbs Up
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
Post #220585027th Jan 2021 5:17 pm
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gstuart
 


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Location: kent
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

She also has some interesting board games Rolling with laughter

https://www.board-game.co.uk/product/scrawl/

The disastrous doodling and guessing game for adults. Sketch a phrase, pass it on and watch how things go horribly wrong. Each player reveals their cards, then it’s most grins wins.
   
Post #220585827th Jan 2021 5:40 pm
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DSL
Keeper of the wheelie bin 


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Posts: 72742

Ukraine 

Famousfive wrote:
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

here it is full size before DSL comes along to do it Whistle
Click image to enlarge


I prefer the phrase “high res”. Whistle Whistle
   
Post #220585927th Jan 2021 5:48 pm
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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

when I googled "Yvette Amos" it found a Dentist of that name ... gives "open wide" a hole new meaning Whistle
  
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stew 46 wrote:
Batfink wrote:
She has been approached by Ann Summers for a product consultation role Rolling with laughter


Well imagine what I’ve been through with Summers as my sir name Whistle Very Happy Thumbs Up


I can see why you called your company Ann Summers. Stew Summers doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

I knew your company was in the erection business, just hadn't sussed exactly which type of erection Laughing
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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Has occurred to me that we'll all look back on these posts differently if we ever read in the news that Yvette couldn't live with the publicity this generated.
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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