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Popelka
 


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You'll pass away:

Date: May 7 of 2045 at 2:23 am.

Cause: Shot by a robber at your convenience store

Age: 83 years old
 Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
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You'll pass away:

Date: July 7 of 2029 at 6:26 pm.

Cause: Electrocuted when you tried to change a light bulb while standing in your bathtub which was full of water at the time

Age: 58 years old


No way, I don't do that anymore!
 I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

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Post #51961114th Sep 2009 12:26 am
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Gareth
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Don't do what anymore? take baths?

Wink 8)
  
Post #51961614th Sep 2009 12:45 am
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Dave T
 


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Re: Anyone done this on Facebook

Shrinky wrote:
http://apps.facebook.com/death-time/?ref=nf

Martin just found out the Death's Time:

Date: May 17 of 2010 at 7:36 pm.
Cause: Bee sting while at picnic
Age: 44 years old

When will you die?


Shocked Maybe I should order the Ferrari now.


What a load of old rubbish ...................... but just in case, you will let us know if it comes true won't you Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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not got one myself , so did mrs k


Date: January 3 of 2020 at 10:59 pm.
Cause: Shot by robbers in your home
Age: 61 years old


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
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Not on Facebook...but SWMBO is - she refuses to take the test...damn, won't be able to plan on collecting the insurance and getting that S/C FFRR...
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Maverick
 


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Shrinky wrote:
NJF wrote:
Err, I don't have a Facebook account. I don't believe in spending large amounts of time on Internet forums.


Don't worry. I just checked it out for you. Here are the results:

Date: 13 of September 2009 at 11:59pm.
Cause: Typing on the computer


Has anyone heard from NJF?? Shocked Laughing
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NJF
 


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Is it the 14th yet?

  
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Stu
 


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Date: March 1 of 2056 at 4:25 pm.
Cause: A foil pierced your eyeball and entered your brain
Age: 81 years old

I'm sure a bit of foil in the eyeball is survivable. i think roller blading at 96 is the way to go!
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Date: April 10 of 2019 at 10:22 am.
Cause: Shot repeatedly in a gang killing
Age: 63 years old

Bring it on!!!
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Post #52024515th Sep 2009 1:50 pm
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SN
 


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Stu wrote:
Date: March 1 of 2056 at 4:25 pm.
Cause: A foil pierced your eyeball and entered your brain
Age: 81 years old

I'm sure a bit of foil in the eyeball is survivable. i think roller blading at 96 is the way to go!


Rolling Eyes think fencing man... fencing!!!
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Date: March 11 of 2042 at 6:14 am.
Cause: Shot by a robber at your convenience store
Age: 70 years old




As if I ever go shopping....
 The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us yet.  
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Stu
 


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Quote:
think fencing man... fencing!!!


Fencing at 81! I'll have someone in to do that, not sticking my own fences up at 81 years old, I might die doing silly stuff like that. What's fencing got to do with tin foil anyway? As you can tell I'm no gardener!
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Date: March 15 of 2092 at 6:65 am.
Cause: Attacked by a vicious GM cabbage, multiple infected bites that caused septicaemia resulting in exploding gonads, followed by massive blood loss.
Age: 136 years old



Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
 In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.  
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Date: December 23 of 2065 at 5:53 pm.

Cause: Electrocuted while working on an electrical pole during earthquake

Age: 96 years old


Damm should'nt have taken me zimmer frame up the pylon then.

Earthquake ??
  
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