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banter from 4x4challenge forum
Some banter lying back on forwards on the challenge forum, thought it quite funny
Heres a few nice ones to get ye going !!
A body engineer from Land Rover goes on an exchange visit to Mitsubishi in Japan and watches the engineers developing the latest L200 Warrior bodyshell. He notices that on the workbench they have a cat in a small cage and he asks what it's for. The Japanese engineer tells him when they have finished a Warrior they lock a cat in it and go home. If the cat is dead when they return in the morning they know the shutlines on the doors are up to their high standards. The LR guy likes this idea and when he gets back to Solihull he takes a cat to work and locks it in a Defender and goes home for the night. When he returns in the morning the cat is gone.
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Land Rovers are like women:
They leak when you don't want them to, moan on long journey's, embarrass you in front of friends and peers, and consume more money than you ever expected once you've commit yourself to one.
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Did you hear about the man whose Land Rover didn't leak oil?
The factory took it back and worked on it until it did.
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Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same.
He replied, "It doesn't matter which one you use, nothing happens !"
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LandRover invented intermittent wipers,accidently!!!!
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And cant resist this oldie!!!
In Austrailia they have a saying. If you want to go deep into the outback bring a LandRover. If you want to go deep into the outback and come home alive,BRING A LAND CRUISER.....CLASSICNine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.
That what makes Land Rover so special
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
25th Sep 2009 8:06 pm
PaulP
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Re: banter from 4x4challenge forum
BLACK BETTY wrote:
When he returns in the morning the cat is gone.
Classic...
Mind you...the rest were crap 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE AutoBuckingham Blue 2007 Golf GT DSG
25th Sep 2009 8:09 pm
heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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Only 2 things are visible from space . The great wall of china and the gaps in a defenders body panels
Only 2 things are visible from space . The great wall of china and the gaps in a defenders body panels
no thats the air condishingHome of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication ray@rld-tech.co.uk D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
more Helsport tents and other things for camping Law of Mechanical Repair:
"After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee!"
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That what makes Land Rover so special 
