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carbore
 


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Best "funny" business names

Hi,

I was looking for a cooker element yesterday and saw an online shop called "The Element Man"

Also we have a fire place shop near us called "Grate Expectations"

What are your locals/favourites?
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well hung meat company
  
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Walter Wall carpets.
 Mantec sump guard.
Prospeed tree slider/steps.
Flack duel battery system.
18"Compomotive/AT3 tyres
Brembo 4pot front brakes 
 
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There’s a fireplace company called “Flaming Grate”.

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The Batter of Bosworth..... A good chippy if you nearby anytime
  
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You maybe need a Scottish accent to understand that van joke.
Totally lost on me, can't even work that one out. Rolling Eyes

Anyone north of the border care to explain?
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Wing Mirror Indicator Repeaters.
Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
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We had a cycle shop called Blazing Saddles, it was on a C4 advert too, sadly now gone.
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The Lawn Ranger. ( He works for himself and cuts our grass)
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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Narpy wrote:
You maybe need a Scottish accent to understand that van joke.
Totally lost on me, can't even work that one out. Rolling Eyes

Anyone north of the border care to explain?



None of your pish Rolling Eyes
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The plant/produce shop run by the prisoners at Ford Open Prison is called....



..."Serving Thyme".
 
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This place in Northampton always makes me laugh when I go past on the way to the station



I also know of a local dog groomer called "Doggy Style"
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No apologies but one for our Scottish readers

Keachie Decor Lanark.

Must smell a bit methinks
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Pelyma
  


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HWN wrote:
The plant/produce shop run by the prisoners at Ford Open Prison is called....



..."Serving Thyme".


But most of them aren’t Laughing Are you local?
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Narpy
 


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Rescue01 wrote:
None of your pish Rolling Eyes


Thanks for that, it's still not a phrase I've ever heard. Rolling Eyes
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FBH Remote Control
The 1st Ever RRS Modded Grill
Garmin Nuvi + D4 Surround + Reversing Camera.
D4 Steering Wheel.
Rear Boot Spoiler.
Twin Brake Lights.
Wing Mirror Indicator Repeaters.
Long Roof Rails
Make your own Narpy grill thread
I'm not scared, I'm outta here. 
 
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