BLACK BETTY
Member Since: 18 Oct 2008
Location: Louth
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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.. Can he see?"
"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be f****d if he needed glasses". Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.
Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time
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 10th May 2009 9:06 am |
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Bill Wright
Member Since: 03 Nov 2007
Location: Glorious Devon
Posts: 3254
  
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It's the way you tell 'em BB 
Bill Wright Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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| 10th May 2009 9:39 am |
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wvlenthe
Member Since: 07 Jan 2009
Location: Arnhem
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It seems to me that the ears fitted on my kids are designed to do nothing else then carry (sun)glasses. That is, I haven't found evidence they use them for anything else
Wiljo D3 V8 HSE Auto in Zermatt silver - driveway version gone but not forgotten, only the living room cupboard version remains
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| 10th May 2009 8:05 pm |
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