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tayaste
 


Member Since: 15 May 2013
Location: Chester
Posts: 7633

United Kingdom 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3
Boob job

SWMBO wants a boob job.

I said just wipe toilet paper on them.

She said " Will that work?"

I said "Well it did on your ar$e"


Shocked   
Post #19501672nd Jun 2018 5:02 pm
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Ceekay
 


Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057

United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

Shocked Rolling with laughter
And you’re still alive to tell the story Laughing D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…  
Post #19502012nd Jun 2018 6:59 pm
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Fireburst
 


Member Since: 02 Nov 2017
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

I guess your wife does not visit this site too often!! Brave man, good joke though Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter  
Post #19502332nd Jun 2018 9:06 pm
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Alan B
 


Member Since: 12 Feb 2013
Location: Fife
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Scotland 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

How’s your eyes now Stephen,
Has the swelling gone down ?
😂😂😂😂 D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten

Iid Bluetooth  
Post #19503853rd Jun 2018 12:50 pm
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tayaste
 


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Too many beers last night Al. I got a bit brave Shocked   
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peteyd
 


Member Since: 08 Mar 2016
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England 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Graphite LE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4

You posted at 5:02pm - early start?

Cracking joke though. MY16 D4 Graphite in Loire Blue  
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Aerialmark
 


Member Since: 21 Jun 2015
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I have seen him start earlier than that Whistle (What goes on in camp stays in camp ) The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.  
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tayaste
 


Member Since: 15 May 2013
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Thumbs Up
Laughing Laughing   
Post #19504293rd Jun 2018 5:33 pm
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Hardware
 


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Aerialmark wrote:
I have seen him start earlier than that Whistle (What goes on in camp stays in camp )


clearly not if you're posting it on here !  
Post #19504343rd Jun 2018 5:46 pm
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Alan B
 


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Aerialmark wrote:
I have seen him start earlier than that Whistle (What goes on in camp stays in camp )


Spoken by an expert Whistle Whistle Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
D2 02 commercial silver gone but a great servant and won't be forgotten

Iid Bluetooth  
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