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astonbuilder
 


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Archaeologists were excavating.....

.......the pyramids in Egypt and broke into a hidden tomb.

After carefully uncovering the contents they found a mummified body and it appeared to have been preserved in a mixture of chocolate and crushed hazelnuts.

They believe it to be a Pharaoh Rocher Whistle
  
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Thud That joke Sphinx. Whistle
   
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This guy?




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Re: Archaeologists were excavating.....

astonbuilder wrote:
.......the pyramids in Egypt and broke into a hidden tomb.

After carefully uncovering the contents they found a mummified body and it appeared to have been preserved in a mixture of chocolate and crushed hazelnuts.

They believe it to be a Pharaoh Rocher Whistle



Astonbuilder

PLEASE get a newer joke book as some of us old farts have heard them ................. time...........and .............time....................again Yawn Yawn Yawn Yawn
  
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I just tell ‘em as I hear them.

I’ll get myself up to next year Edinburgh fringe Thumbs Up
  
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Take no notice Aston, you keep posting 'em fella. Thumbs Up
I think the comments are often better than the jokes!! Mr. Green
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Quote:
I think the comments are often better than the jokes!!


often ? or always ?? Laughing
  
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CRACKIN JOKE KEEP UM COMING
  
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I, too, really like the witty jokes - don’t stop when you’re on a roll Thumbs Up

To pharaphrase an internet expression/rap lyrics:

They hear me jokin’
They hatin’

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AB - If you do The Fringe next year, please warn us in advance so that we can take appropriate action Whistle
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That joke Sphinx!

It’s so old it could be carbon dated.
  
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