Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510
Police appeal
Met police are appealing for witnesses to an assault that took place yesterday in the park. A male and female were arguing Infront of a large group of children, when the women struck the man on his head.
The male and female then began to brawl, a police officer turned up and drew his batton and managed to use it on the male. Unfortunately the male got hold of the batton and struck the female and police officer several times. Then the crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!2006 TdV6 HSE.
7th Jun 2018 8:50 pm
RRSTDV8
Member Since: 07 Apr 2014
Location: Here
Posts: 13072
Noah called, he'd like his joke back... Visiting from rrsport.co.uk
2012 RRS SDV6
2008 RRS TDV8
"When you fire that first shot, no matter how right you feel, you have no idea who's going to die! You don't know who's children are going to scream and burn. How many hearts will be broken. How many lives shattered. How much blood will spill, until everybody does what they were always going to have to do from the very beginning: SIT DOWN AND TALK!"
7th Jun 2018 9:50 pm
J77
Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6261
Somebody’s been reading astonbuilders joke book 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
7th Jun 2018 10:13 pm
Ceekay
Member Since: 17 May 2009
Location: Bury
Posts: 2057
did a chicken cross the road at the same time D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still…
8th Jun 2018 9:44 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72768
No coz there were no footprints in the custard.
8th Jun 2018 9:59 am
robsmith
Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2392
The crocodile is now doing time - it just passed an alarm clockRob Smith
Silver rools OK
8th Jun 2018 10:04 am
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72768
If the luggage was croc skin is the crocodile a cannibal?
8th Jun 2018 10:07 am
astonbuilder
Member Since: 29 Sep 2006
Location: MIDLANDS
Posts: 8051
J77 wrote:
Somebody’s been reading astonbuilders joke book
Oi.......
9th Jun 2018 8:35 am
J77
Member Since: 03 Mar 2008
Location: Fife
Posts: 6261
Sorry that was a bit harsh on Batfink 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green
9th Jun 2018 6:46 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510
I am a mere amateur. I have much to learn from the master 2006 TdV6 HSE.
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