Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 1391
Brrr it's getting cold outside !
50°F
People in Southern England turn on the central heating
People in Edinburgh sow bedding plants
40°F
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs
35°F
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down
20°F
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonian men throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing underwear
15°F
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry
0°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold
-10°F
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket
-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers
-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'
-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset
-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands
-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands
-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scots support England in the World cup
19th Jan 2010 12:18 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
Member Since: 11 May 2006
Location: Off again! :-)
Posts: 72797
It'll need to be waaaaaaay colder than -500f!!!!
19th Jan 2010 12:44 pm
Hassle
Member Since: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Sleaford
Posts: 723
Doesn't matter how you dress it up I'm still not eating deep fried mars bars
19th Jan 2010 12:51 pm
Dexter
Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Aberdeenshire
Posts: 1391
We're well into deep fried Creme Egg season just now, a bit better than Walnut Whips
19th Jan 2010 2:12 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10299
well now that Kraft have brought Cadbury's, they may well be in your supermarket fridge real soon
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