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Bodsy
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Censored VVenger, Uefa president Michel Platini , Super Alex Ferguson
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Did you just fart??
 If you never try, you'll never know...  
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"What the Censored do you mean Oasis have just split up?"



Sorry.....wrong thread Laughing
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See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak aload of S Censored t!

Please adjust to your own football pref's!!
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"I can see right through here"
"Yeah so can I"
  
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Uefa president Michel Platini, solemnly "....and when I pulled the lever up ...it started screeching like a girl"
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That Abramovich guy, you gotta find a way for us to reduce transfer costs this year......
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VVenger: How long have you been doing your sponsored no smiling?

Ferguson: 67 years.
  
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Who sat me between these two miserable f Censored ers
  
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Ferguson: What you're pregnant???? Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Venger: Don't look at me Alex I was at the other end of the spit roast. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Platini: Don't worry boys Sepp Blatter is the father how do you think I've managed to completely feck european football with out being caught. Whistle Whistle Whistle
  
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Michel Platini" i've got a little tingling around my exit hole"
 one wife.......livid  
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Platini: I miss big ears..

Sir Alex : well i have n't got it...

Arsene: we'll I've never had it....


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SAF To Platini - "How would you like it if we spread rumours that you had been enticing young boys hey?"

Wenger - "Honestly, the Venga Boys was a pop group, I swear!"
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Taggart: "What are we going to do about Manchester City and all their Arab money? Its making me look cheap!"
Platini: (shrug)
Arsene: "Don't listen to him Michel, we're doing great business with the Arabs"
Platini: (shrug)
Taggart: "Its getting out of hand? We only just got Berbatov last year... and Tevez? Look whats happened?"
Platini: (shrug)
Arsene (in French): "Ignore him - he is a weaselly old scotsman who everyone hates anyway..."
Arsene: "Are you listening to me Michel?"
Taggart: "Did you hear what I said? Its soooo unfair"
Platini: (pulls ipod earphone out) "I'm sorry I was listening to a download of the 84 Euro Champs - we won you know? What were you saying?"
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It wasn't me that threw the pizza - honestly
It's not my fault that I am the most successful Manager in the history of football and 76,000 people come to worship my creation every other week
City? - oh yeah Arsene, your right it is 33 years - so long I forgot
  
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