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"obviously you don't recognise me without my dog collar on..."


(can be read in a number of ways Whistle )
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
Post #54174729th Oct 2009 12:03 am
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DG
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Wales 

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After shaving off his beard .... Gary Glitter prepared to show his 'grooming kit' to his next selected victim
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
Post #54174829th Oct 2009 12:03 am
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That hand on my shoulder? It's false Shocked

help.........me! Big Cry
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #54176929th Oct 2009 12:23 am
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United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Someone pass me some masking tape quick !!
  
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PeanutBob
 


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United Kingdom 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

Don't worry Sinbad..it's only the boat drill... Everyone on top quick! I'll go first!
  
Post #54223729th Oct 2009 11:48 pm
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I hope hes got a goodnight kiss for his brave little soldier...
  
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United States 2005 LR3 4.0 V6 Petrol SE Auto Java BlackLR3

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.



Sorry guys Mr. Green
 I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

Haiti Earthquake Relief: Donate Your Frequent Flier Miles 
 
Post #54228030th Oct 2009 12:37 am
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Bow down Bow down
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Hello Daphne....Hello Rita... What you wearing to the party tonight???

I thought I'd wear a basque, my silk G string, fish net stockings and stilletto's.

ooohh you little vixen!

What will you be wearing?

My new gimp suit with matching leather wrist and ankle bands oh and the mask of course.

ooohh lets just get dressed up and have a girls night in.





And before anyone asks. NO! not even with my furtive imagination could I ever imagine them dressed up. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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Shocked TSR2 .... I bet your Mrs really looks forward to Saturday nights Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021  
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"In this bag I have a 'special' wig - you're going to put it on and bend over and when I call you Neil you're going to say 'please do it to me, I love it'" Whistle Wink
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
Post #54230930th Oct 2009 1:16 am
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DG,
Haven't had a girls night in for ages Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

I think this one might have even made it on to "Red Hot" girl on girl action. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Although I am afraid I wouldn't have paid to see that. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Sorry guys 2 weeks on an oil platform is just too long. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Trev.
  
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Sorry guys 2 weeks on an oil platform is just too long Wink


that's my entry...... Rolling with laughter
 one wife.......livid  
Post #54247530th Oct 2009 1:15 pm
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England 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Arctic FrostDiscovery 3

The other question that i can't believe anyone has not already asked is

'Is there something on the camera lens, or is that an unfortunate stain on the shorts' Laughing Thumbs Up
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
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Andy,
I'm only surprised you missed the opportunity to start another of our all night p*ss takes. So I thought I'd add a little post to bring you out of the closet ...so to speak. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

It worked didn't it... I think it was the gimp suit that did it. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Trev.
  
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