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Scott #55
 


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Cardi B

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Nope, me neither.
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I've only heard of Cardi gan.
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Her boy friend’s called ‘Offset’. I wonder? Rolling Eyes Surely not?
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or B Cardi...... the rum based drink! Rolling Eyes
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Scott #55
 


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Grianaig wrote:
Her boy friend’s called ‘Offset’. I wonder? Rolling Eyes Surely not?


Did they meet in a disco?
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2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
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Laughing
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Her Maiden Name was Shocking...

Cardi Acker-Est

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Obviously a woman of many talents; a rapper with stripper colleagues. I bet her leaky bum upset offset.
  
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BBC News wrote:
Cardi B has revealed she had filler injected into her bum in a basement in New York and it leaked for five days afterwards.


The basement leaked for 5 days after, wow, story of the year. Rolling Eyes
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My bum once leaked for 5 days but it wasn't filler, it was 15 pints of bitter, quite a few Southern comforts and a large Donner with chilli sauce and cheese. Now I only have one of the three said items and I am always fully aware of when its going to leak Whistle
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They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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Glad it wasn't caused by pies.
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Not if you eat them before they get too old Thumbs Up
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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as in 3 days Mark?
Even the seagulls wouldn't eat them at Clachtoll Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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I would still eat them at 5 days if in a fridge but last year I did not have one. This year I have 👍
 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have. 
 
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Scott #55
 


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Presumably your eating habits refer to pies and not Cardi B.
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