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Mr. Green Against all the laws of the footballists, Man U weren't given unlimited extra time to make up for their shameless waste of the allotted 90 minutes.


Embarassed Sorry, I think I just let out a little bit of wee Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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I'm In France, watched it in a very comfortable restaraunt, but was surround by about 60% spanish Barca fans, loads of Neutrals and a handful of Man Utd fans.....

I have to agree with Tanters, we had no midfield and relied far too heavily on the back four. I was really suprised at the starting line-up, including Anderson and Park from the off Shocked No suprise that they were the first to be subbed....

We had our moments, but like the game Barca had against Chelsea, Barca's passing was pinpoint accurate most of the time. Credit to them. Censored Censored Censored Big Cry


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Sounds like the perfect finish after watching a right bunch of fannies running around in disarray all evening Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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I see one embittered rag* couldn't take it Rolling Eyes

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8072356.stm



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Home office just released FLOOD WARNING ON MERSEYSIDE 1 million Liverpool supports Censored ed themselves laughing....did utd turn up last night !!!!!! Embarassed Embarassed
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As Sn Said Who the f*** are Man United...


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Post #47336728th May 2009 7:50 pm
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disco3kenny wrote:
Home office just released FLOOD WARNING ON MERSEYSIDE 1 million Liverpool supports Censored themselves


I thought that happened every Friday and Saturday night on Merseyside TBH Whistle
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Apologies in advance........................


New Man Utd dartboard has been returned, no doubles or trebles Laughing

Why did the NHS close all sperm banks yesterday.................................

All the W*****s were in Rome Laughing



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DEJECTED MAN UTD FANS MAKE LONG JOURNEY BACK TO SURREY

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THOUSANDS of despondent Manchester United supporters returned to the Home Counties last night after the club's Champions league final defeat in Rome.

Carrying nothing more than some truffle oil, a tin of Calabrian tuna and a bottle of really lovely Tuscan red, the United fans said if it wasn't for the glorious detail in the Trevi Fountain the whole trip would have been a total disaster.

Godalming based-supporter Julian Cook said: "I've been a die-hard fan since they started winning things, so I was terribly miffed at the end.

"But then we came across this gorgeous little trattoria just off the Via Della Vicenza that did the most exquisite Asparago di Veneto. I felt like Audrey Hepburn in Roman Holiday."

But Martin Bishop, from Dorking, accused champions Barcelona of cheating. "They kept hanging on to the ball and wouldn't give it back. It was just so blatant."

He added: "I was really very angry at the time, but then I thought of all that wonderful Catalan architecture and found it within myself to forgive them."

Uefa president Michel Platini hailed the game as, 'a triumph for the sponsors, hospitality suites, television residual broadcast revenue and, to some extent, Barcelona'.

Meanwhile the Catalan club made history by fielding the first Champion's League winner grown from a petri dish.

Barca coach Ian Guardiola, said: "When he came to us as boy, Messi was no bigger than my thumb. But bathing him daily in monkey brain growth serum grew him into the unstoppable dwarf he is today."
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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All I can say is.......
Still Champions of England - again.... 11 times and stil going strong.....
Also to all the eternal losers (sorry, meant to say Man City)
"33 years, and that's a fact" - you all know what we mean (Steve)
  
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Re: DEJECTED MAN UTD FANS MAKE LONG JOURNEY BACK TO SURREY

NoDo$h wrote:
TheDailyMash wrote:


Meanwhile the Catalan club made history by fielding the first Champion's League winner grown from a petri dish.

Barca coach Ian Guardiola, said: "When he came to us as boy, Messi was no bigger than my thumb. But bathing him daily in monkey brain growth serum grew him into the unstoppable dwarf he is today."






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Re: DEJECTED MAN UTD FANS MAKE LONG JOURNEY BACK TO SURREY

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Meanwhile the Catalan club made history by fielding the first Champion's League winner grown from a petri dish.

Barca coach Ian Guardiola, said: "When he came to us as boy, Messi was no bigger than my thumb. But bathing him daily in Man United Supporter brain growth serum grew him into the unstoppable dwarf he is today."


That was a bit harsh Rolling Eyes




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I did hear the other day that (similar to MP's Expenses scandal) that the Man City cleaners had been claiming for non existant Silver polish for the last 30 years............ Whistle Whistle Whistle
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And also David Blunkett had claimed for Binoculars

(sorry if that has been posted elsewhere, but I have been away)

Steve
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