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Madrilleno
 


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How to change your oil

 There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



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Disco_Mikey
 


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I was at the point of contemplating employing someone to help me out in the workshop. This video has confirmed that I do indeed need some assistance Laughing My D3 Build Thread

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I bet they have a vat charge (Very attractive t Censored ts Whistle The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.  
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Aerialmark
 


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Disco_Mikey wrote:
I was at the point of contemplating employing someone to help me out in the workshop. This video has confirmed that I do indeed need some assistance Laughing

You would get no work done Mikey as you would be constantly behind them showing the them how it's done Whistle The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.  
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Disco_Mikey
 


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I'd be a slobbering mess on the floor Rolling with laughter My D3 Build Thread

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Mmmmmm Citroen SM, quite a decent car!  
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Madrilleno
 


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There was a car??? There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



RLD Spare Wheel Protector
RLD Sump Guard
Narpy Style RRS Grille from Beanie
Discostick 3rd button FBH controller
IID BT
EGRs Blanked
Geoff Gearbox Flush
Prospeed sliders & compressor guard  
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Hardware
 


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Disco_Mikey wrote:
I was at the point of contemplating employing someone to help me out in the workshop. This video has confirmed that I do indeed need some assistance Laughing


you're saying you need someone to give you a hand ?  
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Hot Tub
 


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I know what to get SWMBO a maids outfit for when she needs to work on her or my car Thumbs Up  
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Alan B
 


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Disco_Mikey wrote:
I'd be a slobbering mess on the floor Rolling with laughter


Some things never change Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
But there'd be people wanting oil changes weekly though Whistle Rolling with laughter D3 57 xs Stornaway grey
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Hardware17 wrote:
Disco_Mikey wrote:
I was at the point of contemplating employing someone to help me out in the workshop. This video has confirmed that I do indeed need some assistance Laughing


you're saying you need someone to give you a hand ?


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Strange,no DEF oil dilution complaints anymore Mr. Green

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Reminds me, I must order an oil filter wench! Whistle Front Runner Rack, OEM Ladder & RAI, Tuff-Trek Foxwing, B'rakhah Ingonyama Expedition Trailer, RLD's Spare Wheel Protector, Bodsy's Bars, Empty Pockets! Member of Gloucestershire & Worcestershire 4x4 Response.

  
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I like that they used a jack and axle stands to change the oil then a 2 poster to 'dust the wheels' them girls ain't stupid.... Laughing  
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