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jkp
 


Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
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Chavs

Q. What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A. one's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you call a chav in a suit
A. "Will the defendant please rise"

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight
of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ****.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 g c se's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count  
Post #5151573rd Sep 2009 10:38 pm
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grzesiul
 


Member Since: 11 May 2008
Location: UK
Posts: 6266

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How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak!

What do you call a chav in a tastfully decorated house?
The burglar.

What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.

How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.

What do you call a large group of chavs decending on somewhere (a pub for instance)?
A Chavalanche

What do you call a chav with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you call chavs with a brain?
A crowd.

When do chavs cross the road?
When its safe.

Whats a chavs favourite ice-cream?
Mint  
Post #5151863rd Sep 2009 11:08 pm
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2DISCO3ORNOT
 


Member Since: 27 Apr 2009
Location: at sea
Posts: 1209

When I get the big 'C' and want to commit suicide, I am going to get these printed on a Tee shirt and head down the local Thumbs Up  
Post #5151893rd Sep 2009 11:11 pm
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like the Nova one Thumbs Up 
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"  
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