catoperator
Member Since: 29 Jan 2006
Location: hampshire
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what would you do if you caught your wife in a hotel room with one of your salesmen 
obviously its a hypothetical question 
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al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
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off - balls - cut
arrange as required
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Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:20 pm |
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BarryG
Member Since: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Eire
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in my case shake his hand ...
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:20 pm |
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simon
Member Since: 11 Jan 2005
Location: Shropshire
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I'd make sure he'd made his target of course.
Then kill him.
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:22 pm |
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AVE
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Member Since: 13 Nov 2006
Location: First house on the left
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al cope wrote:off - balls - cut
Al
Your wife has balls!!! As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:22 pm |
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DG
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Depends what he was selling  21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:23 pm |
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Wex
Member Since: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Knackeragua
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1. Cut me a deal on what he was selling
2.Ask for his home address ( well his Mrs is lying idle)
3.Make sure he's paying for the room.
4. Inform him he needs to get to his local STD Clinic asap.
5. Give him a number for specsavers.
Hypothetically of course .............. Mrs DW 
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:27 pm |
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WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
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Give him a medal and some home truths as she has been the ex for many, many years 8) Probably discuss the performance over a pint  FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:30 pm |
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al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
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AVE - you know my wife??
Al Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:30 pm |
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soundsolutions
Member Since: 11 Jun 2009
Location: The shires, Yorkshire & Cheshire
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Pretty much mirror all of the above, except, if he’s one of your own salesmen, check his  expenses!! The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
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| 28th Sep 2009 5:32 pm |
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peteJ
Member Since: 20 Sep 2009
Location: St Albans
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In the word s of Alan Partridge: " Back of the net "
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| 28th Sep 2009 6:49 pm |
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discocuzzy
Member Since: 02 Feb 2008
Location: surrey
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Give him a big kiss and deliver the shoe and makeup stash to his house, give him the finance details of the payments on the boobjob she has, and tranfer deed of ownership plus the care plan to him.
Give him another big kiss then go and nail her best mate whilst drinking champagne and doing charlie off her tits.. 
Hypothetically of course "you cannot teach stupid people to do clever things"
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| 28th Sep 2009 6:56 pm |
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Snowy
Member Since: 06 Jul 2007
Location: At the end of my tether
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discocuzzy wrote:Give him another big kiss then go and nail her best mate whilst drinking champagne and doing charlie off her tits..
Another night in boring old Surrey.....
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| 28th Sep 2009 7:03 pm |
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Ent
Member Since: 12 Oct 2007
Location: In the cack
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Go out of your way to bang her younger sister in the Gary Glitter  Club Exped trailer
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| 28th Sep 2009 7:05 pm |
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gilmore
Member Since: 16 Jan 2005
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discocuzzy wrote:Give him a big kiss and deliver the shoe and makeup stash to his house...
Steve's obviously thought this through
Hypothetically of course. All opinions expressed in this posting are my own and are not necessarily those of someone who knows what they are talking about.
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