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Christmas Song for DG

To the tune of: Walkin in a winter wonderland

All Together Now

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!


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Laughing
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
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Ents long lost Uncle 
 
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I'd better hide my lacy underwear then....... Laughing
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Post #56588116th Dec 2009 10:08 am
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DG
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A progression from sheep towards Women .....Hmmmm not sure I like that idea at all Sad


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Thats my Christmas party piece sorted Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter








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England 

Ah yes.

Bob Rivers - Walkin round in womens underware.
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I know this one isn't Christmassy... but...

 As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way



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Shocked

That's just so wrong on sooo many levels because there is no mention of his famous gimp outfit Snigger
  
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Flinty thanks for the recording you made for me Surprised , can't wait for the Video Rolling with laughter
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle 
 
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