Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
Christmas Song for DG
To the tune of: Walkin in a winter wonderland
All Together Now
Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!
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Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
16th Dec 2009 10:06 am
slipware
Member Since: 27 Dec 2006
Location: The end of the world...
Posts: 211
I'd better hide my lacy underwear then....... If you never try, you'll never know...
16th Dec 2009 10:08 am
DG Site Moderator
Member Since: 12 Dec 2005
Location: The Gaff
Posts: 50934
A progression from sheep towards Women .....Hmmmm not sure I like that idea at all
As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17
Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)
16th Dec 2009 3:59 pm
jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
That's just so wrong on sooo many levels because there is no mention of his famous gimp outfit
16th Dec 2009 7:04 pm
Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
Flinty thanks for the recording you made for me , can't wait for the Video Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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