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Clarkson on form again
Jeremy Clarkson has ridiculed TV bosses for being obsessed with having "black Muslim lesbians" on shows to balance out the numbers of white heterosexual men.
Clarkson made his comments in a column for the November issue of Top Gear magazine in response to a barrage of questions from people working in the media about the lack of female presenters on the BBC show.
He said: "The problem is that television executives have got it into their heads that if one presenter on a show is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed heterosexual boy, the other must be a black Muslim lesbian."
He went on: "Chalk and cheese, they reckon, works. But here we have Top Gear setting new records after six years using cheese and cheese. It confuses them."
Clarkson went on to defend women drivers and ask why there are not more of them in Formula One.
He said: "Unlike furious thin-lipped feminists, I tend not to draw distinctions between men and women, apart from in bed where you really do need to spot the differences.
"At work, girls are just people. It's the same story at parties and it's specially the same on the road.
"The worst driver in the world is Top Gear's studio director ... He cannot park without kerbing the wheels and he cannot get into his own drive without crashing into his house. And he has a scrotum."
He heaped praise on the skills of racing driver and TV presenter Vicki Butler-Henderson, which led him to ask: "Why is Formula One more male than the lavatories at a Turkish steam room?"Volvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
Totally agree Rob.
In a world of moronic political correctness isn't it nice to hear some honest thoughts. ..It doesn't matter whether you agree with them or not, at least he is honest enough to speak his mind. Not some purile "I want to save the world" garbage which you hear all the time from the majority in the media spotlight and you know is b s but it keeps them on the gravy train.
Mini rant.
Already one of those who voted for Clarkson for PM.
Trev.
10th Oct 2009 9:12 pm
harrim51
Member Since: 29 Aug 2009
Location: Malvern
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Must admit CC I thought he was a FFRR man but wouldn't hold it against him if he was a closet Volvo man..
Trev.
18th Oct 2009 10:47 am
SpiderBaby D3 Decade
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Location: Liverpool
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In his latest book the dedication at the front reads....
'To everyone who made my Range Rover.
Well done chaps. It's brilliant.'I see no ships........
18th Oct 2009 12:50 pm
blowpipe
Member Since: 07 May 2009
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I recall he bought (or was probably largely given) an XC90 for Mrs Clarkson's use around four years ago. He did rave about the safety of the car at the time, and having crashed in one I can back up his ravings.
For all the good work he does winding up the eco w*nkers, sorry warriors and the politically f:censored:king correct brigade. PFC's I could forgive him anything.........almost.
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s but it keeps them on the gravy train. 
Drives a volvo most of the time though!!!
