"Nah...we've run out of bread"Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
A Farmer in Cornwall sees a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts:
"Wozzon? Ee dun wanna be drinkin dat, it's full of horse an cow ".
The bloke says:
"I'm from London and popped down to self-isolate from Covid-19 in my 2nd property in the village, can you speak bit slower please".
The Farmer replies:
"If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
20th Aug 2020 3:43 pm
Paul J.
Member Since: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Leafy Cheshire
Posts: 7219
My urologist's office called the other day and explained that my scheduled appointment would now be done over the 'phone due to the coronavirus.
One hour before the scheduled teleconference, I was instructed (via email) to administer my own urine test. This was to avoid those lab tests and costly co-pays that your doctor's tell you to get, because they're shut down too.
Directions:-
Simply go outside and pee on the front lawn.
If ant's gather: *DIABETES.
If you pee on your feet: *PROSTATE.
If it smells like a barbecue: *CHOLESTEROL.
If your wrist hurts when you shake it: *OSTEOARTHRITIS.
If you return to your house with your penis outside your pants: *ALZHEIMER'S.
Quite simple.Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
26th Aug 2020 9:03 pm
PROFSR G
Member Since: 06 Mar 2017
Location: Lost
Posts: 4613
yµ (idµ - eAµ) ψ=mψ
26th Aug 2020 9:17 pm
ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
The government has just announced the official uniform for the Covid Marshals:-
Click image to enlarge
NJSSAm I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.
2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
10th Sep 2020 11:51 am
Luapno
Member Since: 27 Sep 2013
Location: Birmingham
Posts: 871
When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. All of the pain is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid.
10th Sep 2020 1:59 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510
2006 TdV6 HSE.
10th Sep 2020 3:26 pm
Batfink
Member Since: 31 May 2017
Location: Isle of Sheppey
Posts: 1510
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