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Brian_DL13
 


Member Since: 25 Aug 2013
Location: Teesdale
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United Kingdom 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Such a pity the Beeb has decreed that Allo Allo is unwoke and don't show it these days Rolling Eyes
  
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Member Since: 17 Mar 2010
Location: Stay at Home. One of the lives you save could be your own.
Posts: 5103

Scotland 2015 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 SE Auto Causeway GreyDiscovery 4

Allo! Allo! is to be joined by the daily corona virus briefing by the First Minister in Scotland as BBC has decided to discontinue it also.
 A vaccine does not stop you catching a virus, or passing it on, or getting ill from it, really ill. It does reduce the likelyhood of you dying when really, really ill. Stay Alive - KEEP AWAY FROM PEOPLE.  
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nigethecat
 


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Location: Marnoch
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Ukraine 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Corris GreyDiscovery 4

 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

Corris Grey D4 Commercial SE 2016
Zermatt Sliver 2007 D3 SE manual (gone)
Indus Silver D4 HSE 2015 (gone)
Bonatti Grey D3 HSE 2006 (gone)
White D3 S (LHD) 2007 (gone)
Firenze Red D4 HSE 2014 (gone)
Black RRS 3.6TDV8 2008 (gone)
Rusty Green Defender 110 1997 (gone)
Black FL2 HSE 2013 (gone) 
 
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Paul J.
 


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 An ex-Disco3 / FFRR owner ......

..... now on the JLR electric highway. 
 
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MorganD379
 


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Brian_DL13 wrote:
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Such a pity the Beeb has decreed that Allo Allo is unwoke and don't show it these days Rolling Eyes


It's on "yesterday" player though sky kept me entertained for a few days
  
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Pelyma
  


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Did you listen to it very carefully?
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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DSL
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Coz he’s going to say zis only once? Whistle
   
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john watson
 


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Scotland 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Night hawk calling, On drama 6:40 pm weeks days. I will post this only once.
 Once you have defeated the idiots any job is half done. Pity there are so many idiots to defeat.  
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Pelyma
  


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Its the flashing knobs!
 DS3 TDV6 HSE - Silver with Alpaca (old one) Gone
DS3 TDV6 HSE- Silver with Alpaca (new one) Gone
D4 HSE Lux - Montalcino Red Gone
Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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flydive
 


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Every time I hear the name of the Ferrari F1 driver my mind goes back to:

"It is I, Leclerc"
  
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Batfink
 


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 2006 TdV6 HSE.  
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waterbuoy
 


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 Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE and 2013 MY D4 HSE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal) 
 
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waterbuoy
 


Member Since: 26 Oct 2013
Location: Argyll
Posts: 2855

United Kingdom 2009 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

 Currently 2009 Disco 3 SE and 2013 MY D4 HSE
Previously:
TD5 Defender 110 CSW (230k miles)
300TDi Disco 1 (289k)
4 RR Classics (300-350k each, 2 manual, 2 auto)
110 V8 CSW (220k)
S3 109 hi cap pickup (ex RN)
S2A 88 Safari SW with lpg conversion (bloody lethal) 
 
Post #217450618th Sep 2020 9:07 am
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this has got to be in the "and in other news, the Pope admits to having Catholic tendencies" category.


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