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DG
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Coronaffair

So ...I took the Mrs to Sainsburys the other evening at about 8pm to pick up some vitals. I stayed in the motor.

It wasn't busy at all, the car park was probably a 1/4 full ...then I started to realise that there were a number of couples scattered around the car park 'canoodling' Dr. Evil . Then a few of them jumped into separate motors and off they went.

Hmmm, odd I thought....maybe they are having an affair I thought. Anyone here noticed similar? or how are you managing your affairs in coronaworld? Whistle
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That’s amazing news!! Shocked Shocked























Thought you were a Waitrose dude. Whistle Whistle
   
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Shocked heaven forbid


Oh btw....I'm sure I saw a Jazz there del Whistle Wink
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You sure you weren’t at Asda’s?
  
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You should go there at 4 am and see what's going on then in the car park's Whistle Whistle
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If you do make sure you dont switch the interior light on
Or if you do make sure you shower before you leave home Rolling Eyes
  
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Farmer Chalk wrote:
You sure you weren’t at Asda’s?


The Mrs prefers Sainsburys ...I'm a Lidl man really Laughing
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Speaking of Lidl men - anyone heard from @Pelyma recently? Whistle
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DG wrote:
Oh btw....I'm sure I saw a Jazz there del Whistle Wink


Neither of them ours. We’re purely Tesco, none of that Sainsbugs malarkie. Plus we’ve both been out running for our one bit of exercise, so none of this canoodling for us. Too knackered!! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Laughing
   
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Although I like Sainsbury's, I use Tesco probably a bit more because the local Tesco is a bit nearer than than the local Sainsbury's. Don't go too much on Waitrose.
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Parky63 wrote:
Speaking of Lidl men - anyone heard from @Pelyma recently? Whistle


He’s on the NC500 with the new horsebox....up to make friends with the D*********... Very Happy

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Rolling with laughter
 Discovery 3 se gone
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Farmer Chalk wrote:
Parky63 wrote:
Speaking of Lidl men - anyone heard from @Pelyma recently? Whistle


He’s on the NC500 with the new horsebox....up to make friends with the D*********... Very Happy

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Sorry... didn’t realise his name was now an expletive.... Very Happy
  
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