WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if Mr. Whippy hadn't come along!!!!!  FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
Club 3 Musketeers, Club D3C, Club Midland CB, Club Vertex PMR, Club GNVP Sump Plate, Club GNVP Sliders, Club Uncle Ray Spare Wheel Protector, Club Smooth Steering Wheel, Club McStuckie
07 HSE Z Silver, black leather, Black RRS badges,
19" anthracite wheels - off, 18" Silver / General AT2's - on,
300 TDI Disco 1 - Sheltering the lawn!
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SpiderBaby
D3 Decade
Member Since: 21 Sep 2007
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 1399
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 I see no ships........
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| 5th Nov 2009 6:33 pm |
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frenchy
Member Since: 05 Dec 2007
Location: Liverpool
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ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
Posts: 4866
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brilliant... one wife.......livid
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| 6th Nov 2009 1:25 pm |
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
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No more 99's for her then  I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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| 6th Nov 2009 1:28 pm |
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WaznotWas
Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Location: A long way from nowhere!
Posts: 1101
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She used to get double 99's on Sunday's FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
Club 3 Musketeers, Club D3C, Club Midland CB, Club Vertex PMR, Club GNVP Sump Plate, Club GNVP Sliders, Club Uncle Ray Spare Wheel Protector, Club Smooth Steering Wheel, Club McStuckie
07 HSE Z Silver, black leather, Black RRS badges,
19" anthracite wheels - off, 18" Silver / General AT2's - on,
300 TDI Disco 1 - Sheltering the lawn!
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SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
Posts: 4030
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Pensioner special on a Wednesday when she got 30p discount   I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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Russell
Member Since: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 10564
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She also got a Mr Whippy on odd occasions MY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
MY15 D4 HSE Kaikoura Stone
MY12 D4 HSE Nara Bronze Sold and gone
MY11 D4 HSE Stornaway Grey Sold and gone
D3 S spec Silver Sold and gone
Tow bar, full length roof bars, side steps, tow bar storage unit, surround camers.
D4 camera club
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frenchy
Member Since: 05 Dec 2007
Location: Liverpool
Posts: 1037
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Russell wrote:She also got a Mr Whippy on odd occasions
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