Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
  
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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was
a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted
down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the
vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat".
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and would let us know
when we could come and get her.
My husband ( the complainer ) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her,
she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE ( me ) that wanted
the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The
vet calls my husband 'EL-Cheep-O', and my husband calls the vet 'EL-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my
husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.
The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located
in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office
was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door and the vet leaned
in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.
He looked straight at my husband, and in a loud voice said,
" Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more. We washed and shaved it, and
now smells like a rose. Oh, and by the way, I think she's pregnant.
God only knows who the father is."
Then he closed the door. D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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 12th Sep 2009 7:59 am |
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