Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1263
Effective Suicide Counselling In Australia
A desperate looking woman stood poised on the
edge of a high cliff about to jump off.
A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said,
“Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes,
and it won’t matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?”
She screamed, “NO! Bug off you filthy old b d !”
He shrugged and turned away saying,
"Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.”
She didn’t jump.
D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
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Defender 300
2nd Apr 2018 7:57 pm
Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
Good thinking Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms
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