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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1263

Ukraine 2005 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Tonga GreenLR3
Effective Suicide Counselling In Australia

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the
edge of a high cliff about to jump off.

A filthy tramp wandering by stopped and said,
“Look, since you’ll be dead in a few minutes,
and it won’t matter to you, how about a little sex before you go?”

She screamed, “NO! Bug off you filthy old b Censored d !”

He shrugged and turned away saying,
"Okay, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom.”

She didn’t jump.


 D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300 
 
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Sloss
 


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Location: Aberdeenish
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Scotland 

Good thinking Thumbs Up
 Stew,

2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG 
 
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Hardware
 


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United Kingdom 2011 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Sumatra BlackDiscovery 4

Tried necrophilia once... It was dead boring. Whistle
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Dean
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2011 D4 XS - OBD port protection, RLD spare wheel protector, All LED interiors lights, Timed Climate enabled, iiD tool paired.
2011 D4 Landmark - Stolen from same dealer before I paid for it
2011 D4 GS - Stolen whilst at dealer Sad ... All LED interiors lights, DRLs, Spare Wheel protector.
1996 300Tdi - Eaten by tin worms 
 
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