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Archaeologists were excavating.....
.......the pyramids in Egypt and broke into a hidden tomb.
After carefully uncovering the contents they found a mummified body and it appeared to have been preserved in a mixture of chocolate and crushed hazelnuts.
They believe it to be a Pharaoh Rocher
9th Jun 2018 7:24 pm
DSL Keeper of the wheelie bin
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That joke Sphinx.
9th Jun 2018 7:26 pm
kajtzu
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This guy?
9th Jun 2018 7:38 pm
discovery1953
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Re: Archaeologists were excavating.....
astonbuilder wrote:
.......the pyramids in Egypt and broke into a hidden tomb.
After carefully uncovering the contents they found a mummified body and it appeared to have been preserved in a mixture of chocolate and crushed hazelnuts.
They believe it to be a Pharaoh Rocher
Astonbuilder
PLEASE get a newer joke book as some of us old farts have heard them ................. time...........and .............time....................again
9th Jun 2018 7:44 pm
astonbuilder
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I just tell ‘em as I hear them.
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9th Jun 2018 7:51 pm
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Take no notice Aston, you keep posting 'em fella.
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