heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
Location: Midrand
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Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating Table
because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians!
Everything inside them is colour-coded.
The third surgeon says: 'No, I really think librarians are the best;
Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: 'You know, I like construction Workers…....
those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable
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 6th Apr 2009 10:30 am |
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