kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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Rafa Benitez flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for him to join the squad at Liverpool.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down at home to Arsenal with only 15 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals and wins the game for Liverpool.
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch, he phones his Mum to tell her about his first day in English football.
'Hello Mum, guess what?' he says (in Iraqi). 'I played for 20 minutes today. We were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media - they all love me.
'Wonderful,' says his Mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'
The young lad is very upset, 'What can I say Mum, but I'm so sorry.'
'Sorry!!! Sorry?!!!' says his Mum, 'It's your bloody fault we moved to Liverpool in the first place!'
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2 Too many seats now
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IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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