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discovery1953
 


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From the Freedar.uk Facebook page!!!

NOTICE OF MY INTENTION TO LEAVE THE GROUP!

It may or may not be disappointing to some people to know that I have decided to leave this page, I am sick and tired of the constant criticisms and remarks about things that have nothing to do with anyone else but me. I am disappointed in several members....

Okay... So I like dressing-up in rubber clothes. So what? And, my culinary tastes might seem strange to some people... but I have a particular liking for cucumbers. Which brings me to the matter of my sexual preferences, which I know might seem strange to some people, but group s*x with dwarfs, adult little people, and pygmies is only a ‘small’ perversion compared to the other matter... And the magistrate was particularly understanding when I explained that running naked through our local park wearing crotchless fluffy underwear on my head and brandishing a d*ldo in each hand is an ancient pagan custom and...

Oh sh*t ! Wrong group!

Please ignore all of the above.

Happy New Year 🙂

Think we all need a bit of cheering up
  
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Moo
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DSL
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Go on, who on here was it? Rubber clothes might be a give away. Whistle
   
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Hardware
 


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it's in several FB groups. no idea where it originates from.
  
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DSL wrote:
Go on, who on here was it? Rubber clothes might be a give away. Whistle


Not me, I don’t like cucumber.
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