SJR
Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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A notable gynaecologist once said,
"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pity that the management system is so f**king temperamental."
The trouble is....................It can be expensive to maintain. I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 2430
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glad I wasnt eating or drinking when I read this  Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
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| 21st Aug 2009 6:26 pm |
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