If we are adding to the suffering and impending thoughts of death for us "oldies" here's a few more things to look forward to:
Walking into a room and completely forgetting WTF you came in for and spend the rest of the day racking your brain for the answer.
Going for a p*ss but after standing at the toilet for 3 minutes your bladder changes its mind. Then 3 minutes later when you are back to what you were doing it comes back with a vengeance and you nearly pee yourself getting back to the toilet.
One for the ladies. A sneeze or fit of laughter from a funny joke and you pee yourself.
All things to look forward to when you get old..anyone got any more...personal accounts or if you wish "I have a friend who" accounts.
No doubt the youngsters in the forum will be in fits of laughter at our expense but as sure as time itself we know you'll suffer the same problems that's why we have a smug grin on our faces.
But having a reason for it!!The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
Yea, i left that bit out deliberately! It will indeed come to us all in the end but I can enjoy the laughing side of it at the moment! Not near the 30 hill yet so i'm safe for a while! Filming something somewhere...
but if i carry on i wont live to my 13th nevermind my 30's You May Think I Said What You Thought I Said But What You Thought I Said I Did Not
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31st Oct 2009 3:39 pm
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you might make 14 if you drank less Duncan
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31st Oct 2009 4:08 pm
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Steven Fry nearly wrote:
Not being able to wear light coloured trousers anymore, due to the dark circle of shame appearing after a toilet visit...
Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?
One of those for men would certainly liven up your fortnightly pre flight security check.
One of those for women and you would have the whole platform in hysterics FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
The countryside is still OURS!!
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Just think of the reaction you'd get from security at the heliport if they felt one of those when they frisked you.
You know I think I know just the practical joker on the platform who would wear one of them for a joke..April fools day for instance.
I might just set the seed when I go back.
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31st Oct 2009 5:31 pm
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they say a mans about as old as the woman he feels!!!D3 xs Izmir blue
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So much truth in there 
