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frogall
 


Member Since: 29 Aug 2008
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 250

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

Some lawnmowers get all the luck.
 I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
Post #4909513rd Jul 2009 10:51 pm
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John C
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2007
Location: East Yorkshire
Posts: 3292

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

Slightly OT...

Our Dyson packed up (a nightmare with two labs).

Phoned Dyson. Amazingly they arranged for an engineer to come out. Flat fee of £60-ish. Arrived perfectly to the minute! Fixed & cleaned (the hoover - not the house!) and gave it a full service!

Brilliant. Love the fact that they don't believe in disposable technology.

John
 2020 SDV6 D5 HSE, Carpathian Grey +
2022 Tesla Model Y LR... almost Carpathian Grey
Previously : 2005 TDV6 SE Auto, Cairns Blue (288K) - ours for 16 years 
 
Post #4914625th Jul 2009 7:08 pm
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robsmith
 


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Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2392

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digitaljunior wrote:
Don't agree with dishwasher and could the old hover not be repaired ? Anyway got myself a gold & diamond Rolex last week from Dubai, I can get you one as well if you want something to spend your money on Thumbs Up


Disherwasher = Dishcloth Question
or
Dishwasher = "Fairy Liquid" Question









Retiring to safe distance, just in case.
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
Post #4915215th Jul 2009 9:36 pm
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bambi
 


Member Since: 10 Apr 2009
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several yrs ago i bought the now wife then girly a brewing bin and guiness mix, and the full lord of the rings trilogy in paperback. i could not for the life of me understand why she wasn't pleased when not three weeks prior to this she said she fancied brewing her own beer. Exclamation

SWMBO still reminds me often about this and lamenting her decision to marry me, to which i point out she new what i was like. 13yrs married this year.
 

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Willy Eckerslike
 


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Location: N Yorks
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Bought the wife a Roomba Robot Hoover last Christmas, wasn't impressed at first but loves it now, brilliant piece of kit really works well. Of course it has the added advantage of freeing up the wife to cut the grass Thumbs Up
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cold_n_wet
 


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I filled the mower with petrol so she could finish cutting the grass.
  
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White Disco
 


Member Since: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
Posts: 1463

Australia 

SN wrote:
mine blew up the lawnmower yesterday afternoon Rolling Eyes


Hope she didn't burn her lips on the exhaust. Thud Whistle Wink










Cheeeezez thats old. Rolling Eyes
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

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Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
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Formerly RED DISCO 
 
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
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Ukraine 

Just to show I care, this weekend I'm taking Mrs Do$h up to Basingstoke to stand in a field with a load of RRS drivers while one of them displays his chopper and its "advanced handling". He's even going to let us drive our cars up it while photos are taken. Thumbs Up
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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SJR
 


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Location: East Manchester
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NoDo$h wrote:
Just to show I care, this weekend I'm taking Mrs Do$h up to Basingstoke to stand in a field with a load of RRS drivers while one of them displays his chopper Thumbs Up


You going to watch a dealer cutting his drugs Wink Laughing Thumbs Up
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
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Ukraine 

Apparently it's a whopper of a chopper too Thumbs Up
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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