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doleawg
 


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How Good Am I To My Wife?

Last week I bought her a new hoover and this week a new dishwasher. Good qualtiy to, none of this cheap shoite, a Miele hoover and Siemens dishwasher. Oh and at the weekend I put up a second clothes line for her in the garden.

Women these days, they just don't know how good they have it. Whistle
  
Post #4902282nd Jul 2009 3:36 pm
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SJR
 


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Take it you haven't bought her an Internet connection yet then...... Whistle
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doleawg
 


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SJR.............. Whistle
  
Post #4902312nd Jul 2009 3:39 pm
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I allowed mine to have a longer chain so she can get to the beef fridge to get me a drink. Its spring loaded so if she steps over the line I simply hit the button and she gets pulled back to the sink.
 In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.  
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Don't agree with dishwasher and could the old hover not be repaired ? Anyway got myself a gold & diamond Rolex last week from Dubai, I can get you one as well if you want something to spend your money on Thumbs Up
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NoDo$h
 


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Beef fridge? Now there's an idea that could catch on 8)
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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doleawg
 


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digitaljunior wrote:
could the old hover not be repaired ?


Thats no way to refer to my wife Twisted Evil
  
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I bought my wife a new bag and belt last week, no reason, just felt like treating her............................


Vacum cleaner has never worked so well Shocked
  
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I bought SWIMBO an iron for xmas, when we were'nt long married as the old one was tripping the RCD, anyway the mark of the iron while looking very festive on my forehead took weeks to heal away Confused

Wont be doing that again

from now on in its top class stuff like, the new flat screen tv WE always wanted Whistle
 Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

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JF Lux
 


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BLACK BETTY wrote:
I bought SWIMBO an iron for xmas


My SWMBO actually once asked for a new iron that she saw...so I bought it. She was most appreciative. It cost 745 euros Shocked Shocked

(Don't ask...it's a long story...)
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AndrewS
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JF Lux wrote:
BLACK BETTY wrote:
I bought SWIMBO an iron for xmas


My SWMBO actually once asked for a new iron that she saw...so I bought it. She was most appreciative. It cost 745 euros Shocked Shocked

(Don't ask...it's a long story...)


745 euros Shocked does it come with a free maid Question if so where did you get it Question
 In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.  
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ad15
 


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Embarassed Embarassed made it to 3rd anniversary yesterday, so took her to the lugger on the south coast for the night and posh meal,

bloomin eck the food was amazing, highly recommend that place,,, chef is some didier chap. they do a cheeky mid week offer too Whistle

got browny points too Very Happy
 one wife.......livid  
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dannog
 


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ad15 wrote:
got browny points too Very Happy

never mind the brownie points I hope you got what you really wanted Wink
  
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SN
 


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mine blew up the lawnmower yesterday afternoon Rolling Eyes
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SJR
 


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Best give her a pair of scissors to finish the job then Laughing Thumbs Up
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
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