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Missed all this fun as thought it was a bit techno stuff on trailers!!!
Nothing wrong with Gordy Bashing, afterall only thing worse that bad publicity is no publicity so he'd thank you! We should have a sweepstake fir how long he has left and how muck more he can fek up the country before he goes or is kicked out!
9th Jun 2009 5:55 pm
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9th Jun 2009 5:58 pm
Spikey
Member Since: 27 Feb 2009
Location: Leeds
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Hey bigdave, no offence taken .
Hope the camera was empty!! What a pain. I got done last year at 36 in a 30 which I thought was a 40 in my old Rover 75, which was bang on 10% over-reading. So there I was being all law abiding (or so I thought) and got 3 points and £60... But then speed cameras are another thing all together...
9th Jun 2009 6:01 pm
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Im annoyed at myself, same flipplin place as my last one 4 years ago!!!
ITs a dual carriageway next to the old Peugeot plant by Coventry airport, went form 60 to 50 about 3 years ago. Im on that road every day so to get done is my own stoopid fault!!
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Member Since: 27 Feb 2009
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Know exactly where you mean as I grew up in a village about 7 miles down the Fosse from Princethorpe and use that bit of road when I come down to visit the folks. We also have a significant number of A roads round here being lowered to 50, with commensurate camera installation..
All the better for seeing the charging bovine with
Pensions raid. There's a classic example of robbing people's future to give a little bit of comfort today. That was never about doing what's right for the country, and everything to do with doing what was right for a couple or easy returns to power in the short term.I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.
9th Jun 2009 6:37 pm
AndrewS Tarquin of the Desert
Member Since: 06 May 2005
Location: Y...... because I can
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A woman goes into a hairdresser's in Newcastle, and says "I want a perm."
So the assistant says "I wandered leurnly as a cloud ..."
The woman says "No, man, I want me hair curled."
So he stuck her head in the fridge.
A Geordie is drinking in a London bar when he gets a call on his mobile
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, he orders a round of
drinks for everyone in the bar, because, he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Geordie baby boy weighing 25 pounds
Nobody can believe that any baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Geordie just shrugs, "That's about average in the Northeast. Like I
said, my boy is a typical Geordie baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of
"Jeezaz" were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later the Geordie returns to the bar. The bartender says
"You're the father of that typical Geordie baby that weighed 25 pounds
at birth. Everybody's been having bets about how big he'd be in 2 weeks.
We were going to call you. So, how much does he weigh?"
The proud father answers, "17 pounds"
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He weighed 25
pounds the day he was born."
The Geordie father takes a long s-l-o-w swig from his beer, wipes his
lips on his shirt sleeve, leans onto the bar and proudly
says..............
"Had him circumcised"
After having their 11th child, a Newcastle couple decided that was enough,
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough
to nick one.
The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.
The Geordie said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me.'
'Trust me, it will do the job', said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: '1, 2, 3, 4, 5,' at which point he
paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting
on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and anywhere
in Scotland . In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
9th Jun 2009 7:00 pm
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Andrew, the threads titled Gordy bashing, NOT GEORDIE bashing...... Bodsys Brake Bible
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