Sloss
Member Since: 18 Aug 2013
Location: Aberdeenish
Posts: 1691
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Headlines from the year 2030 |
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the UK's third language.
Children from two-parent, married, heterosexual families bullied in schools for being 'different'. Tolerance urged.
Japan announces that they will no longer consume whale meat as whales are now extinct, and the scientific research fleet are unemployed.
UK Government tells the Japanese that grey squirrels taste like whale meat..
Britain now has ten universities of Political Correctness.
Professor Goldman of LSPC says there is still a long way to go in the fight to stop people saying what they think.
Britain's deficit £10 trillion and rising. Government declares return to surplus in 100 years which is 300 years ahead of time.
Prime Minister Mohammed Yousuf claims increased growth through more immigration is the secret to success.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Iran still isolated. Physicists estimate at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Islamic Countries. No one responds.
Jose Manuel Rodrigez Bush says he will run for second term as US President in 2032.
Post Office raises price of stamps to £18 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
After a ten-year, £75.8 billion study commissioned by the Labour Party, scientists prove diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of a British male drops to 18 stone.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil and human rights.
Victims to be heldpartly responsible for crime.
Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet seven inches.
New law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2035 as lethal weapons.
Inland Revenue sets lowest tax rate in decades at 75 per cent.
Bradford win FA Cup Final, beating Hindu Hornets 4-1. Stew,
2010 D4 gone but I really loved it
Went back to Merc - C350 AMG
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17th Nov 2017 9:14 am |
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DaveC
Member Since: 29 Sep 2009
Location: Wirral
Posts: 1033
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XC90 T8 R Design Pro
MY14 D4 HSE Lux (sadly gone)
Mariana Black with Ivory interior and lots of toys!
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17th Nov 2017 11:36 am |
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OJ
Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725
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almost believable but in a few years
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17th Nov 2017 11:55 am |
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Scott #55
Member Since: 15 Apr 2015
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 1656
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You didn't state whether the Wednesday delivery was AM or PM, or what independence referendum Scotland will be on.
Otherwise quite accurate. 2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
1999 - Ford Mondeo Light Blue
1998 - Rover 25 Red
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17th Nov 2017 12:54 pm |
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Sheepy
Member Since: 20 Feb 2013
Location: Bedfordshire
Posts: 630
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You missed "Landrover finally announce Defender replacement"
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17th Nov 2017 1:33 pm |
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OJ
Member Since: 01 Oct 2017
Location: Loch Leven
Posts: 725
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17th Nov 2017 2:02 pm |
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conman69
Member Since: 11 Aug 2012
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 431
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Discovery3 TDV6 GS
Disco3.co.uk front orange +white tailgate stickers
Belts, pulleys, oil pump replaced, double tow-bar electrics
Land Rover rubber mats throughout, tinted windows, wind deflectors, smoked side repeaters, retro fitted Garmin, smooth leather steering wheel, cruise control + radio switches, 19" HSE wheels, Bearmech side-tubes, BAS IFBH module, roofbars.
LML Star Deluxe
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17th Nov 2017 3:37 pm |
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
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Hilarious. 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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17th Nov 2017 4:07 pm |
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