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A horse was having a drink.....
........in his local pub when he spotted a donkey at the end of the bar.
He trotted over and said to the donkey that he'd not seen him around here before.
Donkey says he's just moved into the area and they struck up a conversation.
As it does, conversation turned round to what they did for a living. The horse said he was a retired race-horse. Had won everything in his day; the ledger, gold cup, grand national, oaks, etc.
Donkey said he worked on the beach with kids but also now retired and felt a bit embarrassed that not as exciting as the horse.
At the end of the evening Donkey invited horse to come over his for a few beers that coming week and they agreed a day and time.
Reflecting on it donkey couldn't help thinking about horses illustrious career versus his own situation so he thought he needed to impress horse when he visited.
He went to the shops and bought a picture of a zebra and hung it over his fire-place.
That week horse visited and they made small talk. Horse said he had a nice gaff but who was that in the picture over the fire place.
Donkey said.........
........oh that. That was me when I played for Juventus.......
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