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JMC wrote:
Frapp wrote:
Knock the door off its hinges and then join in
Might not have been a 'conventional couple'............ What it it was a civil partnership honeymoon!
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11th Dec 2009 5:16 pm
pollafero
Member Since: 06 Nov 2009
Location: Ghent
Posts: 90
Try to stay cool and wait until the noisy people in the room next door are dead tired and go to bed. Then start making the same noise as they have been doing during the previous hour(s) When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, remember what the dormouse said: feed your head. (Jefferson Airplane)
11th Dec 2009 5:18 pm
Frapp
Member Since: 19 Dec 2008
Location: Norff Zummerzet
Posts: 1653
Oh yes !
Lesbians Converted, another Somerset speciality Member of the carrot crank club
Embarrassingly in for the 2nd round, bought another two
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11th Dec 2009 5:19 pm
NeilD
Member Since: 01 Dec 2008
Location: Sunny Surrey
Posts: 4845
At the end, shout through the wall "How was it for you dear?"..........The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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11th Dec 2009 5:35 pm
Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
Phone em up pretending to be reception and say "We have a women in reception says she's your wife."
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11th Dec 2009 5:54 pm
ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
Posts: 4866
nice one pete...
when it's happened to me I generally start cheering and yelling "go girl" etc through the wall...one wife.......livid
11th Dec 2009 6:07 pm
ELD70
Member Since: 28 Jan 2008
Location: Romford.
Posts: 901
Shout out "Go on Tiger make it an even twelve" Now driving BMW 330d Touring....misses D3...but not when at traffic lights
11th Dec 2009 6:08 pm
ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
Posts: 4866
or "EASY TIGER" one wife.......livid
11th Dec 2009 6:13 pm
DiscoDunc
Member Since: 08 May 2006
Location: Bristol
Posts: 16390
bang on their door and shout "FIRE" Duncan
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11th Dec 2009 6:22 pm
jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
Not going to give my answer, as one time, when I was younger, this one time, in Dublin, that one time, I woke up to that scenario, but it was actually in my room
On the bi-annual pilgrimage to lansdown Rd I got duly bladdered on guiness and woke to my mate giving this mature lovely irish woman some tuition until he passed out
Some nights are better than others and some memories are best kept in my head
11th Dec 2009 6:24 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297
"some tuition" - in what? never heard it called that before
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Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
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11th Dec 2009 6:30 pm
jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
Posts: 4528
She was wanting to learn the Scottish dialect, but could not shape her mouth to get the correct sound out
Anyway, enough of that from me, I should say this allegadly happened and there is NO photographic proof. NO proof it must have been a dream Honest Mrs JKP.... I got told about it on the flight back to Glasgow
11th Dec 2009 6:34 pm
al cope
Member Since: 08 Nov 2005
Location: Oldbury, WM
Posts: 10297
Riiight..... so in gaelic its OK then
AlVolvo XC90 B5 Plus Dark
Gone - MY18 D5 HSE - Corris on 22's with Black Pack
Now gone - MY16 D4 SE Tech, Loire Blue, Almond Leather, Privacy, plus some other goodies.
Old - MY12 D4 SDV6 XS Auto - Ipanema Sand with Almond Leather - Plus other niceties, and D4.com sticker
Older - D3 TDV6 XS Auto - Lugano Teal with Almond Leather, 20" Stormers, Shiny Tailpipes, DVD/TV - and obligatory D3 sticker
Ancient - D3 TDV6 S - Tonga with Ebony, 20" Stormers, satnav & DVD
11th Dec 2009 6:38 pm
jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
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