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Hotel Noises what would you do!
Last night I was staying away in a hotel for work. Obviously it's christmas party season and the hotel seemed to have three different chrismtas parties going on. Anyway late in the evening I was watching tellyin my room and I heard this banging noise, I wasn't sure what it was so pressed the mute button and suddenly realised it was the room next door "at it". So what would you do:D3 HSE MY05 Auto
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11th Dec 2009 3:43 pm
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start clapping loudly as soon as they finish
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11th Dec 2009 3:45 pm
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Bang on the door just as he is approaching the vinegar strokes 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
11th Dec 2009 3:47 pm
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Knock the door off its hinges and then join in Member of the carrot crank club
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11th Dec 2009 3:51 pm
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Go and have a beer & leave em to it, lucky !. Unless it caries on all night, then give them a round of applause Bodsys Brake Bible
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11th Dec 2009 3:53 pm
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Next time take a drill with a 70mm cutting bit and some mistletoe ...... make yourself a festive glory hole 21 year LR veteran > D2 GS 2003 > D3 S 2006 > D3 HSE 2009 > D4 HSE 2013 > D4 HSE 2015 > D5 HSE 2018 > DS HSE R-Dynamic P300e 2021
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11th Dec 2009 4:02 pm
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Pop the porn channel on and pull one off Welcome "Lola"
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Who hasn't had that problem - plus screaming kids; arguing adults; snoring; overly loud TV's; and (the worst) when someone sets their alarm clock for 3am for a flight...and the room is then empty for the next couple of nights....
Anyway Stu, you shouldn't really complain that much. A friend of mine ( ) actually left the hotel door open on one occasion...The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
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11th Dec 2009 4:26 pm
Stu
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JF - Who said I was complaining?
I'll tell you what I actually did later!D3 HSE MY05 Auto
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11th Dec 2009 4:40 pm
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I had this situation on my last tripto Dublin
after laying there listening to her moaning and him grunting and hearing them asking each other were the camera was
I had enough, tried it on with Mrs NP was knocked back and in my drunken state I duly phoned reception and had them phone room 123 to ask them to put something else in her mouth to stop her moaning
11th Dec 2009 4:45 pm
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Can I ad an option?
- Put on adult pay TV and switch off the sound for a real surround sound experience.CLUB ILLEGAL CAR WASHERS
11th Dec 2009 4:47 pm
Stu
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Renton i would have added that option, but I couldn't amend my poll! Maybe a Mod will be able to add it. I will need to add another option for what I actually did later anyway!D3 HSE MY05 Auto
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11th Dec 2009 4:51 pm
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Stu
could you hear the sex metronome going? If your unsure what this is it's the sound of your knackers clattering against a birds . If you could try to get into the same rythmic beat it's great, I prefer 120bpm on my disco stick
btw it's better to have a pot of bum grease to hand, if the couple next door have stamina it will avoid painful chaffing.Club Exped trailer
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!. Unless it caries on all night, then give them a round of applause 
Next time take a drill with a 70mm cutting bit and some mistletoe ...... make yourself a festive glory hole 
