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The Large One
 


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I could be in trouble and need help on Monday !!

Anybody got a spare liver Shocked


Laughing
Nothing serious, just off to the Wilderness Gathering this friday till sunday and TFC & DiscoStu etc are there and they says we shall be having a few drinks Big Cry Shocked
I've had to ditch me FL2 and go for a D3, not for the tent etc but because of the beer storage required Mr. Green

If your going, pop by and point at the funny man lying in the mud, unable to get up Laughing Shocked but don't poke with sticks Rolling Eyes
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A mate had a timmoney fire tender , i could borrow for you, surely that would be better for haulin in the booze in bulk , and hoses on tap, just lay there with a hose in hand, and valve in other hand Rolling with laughter


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Just keep topping up on the fish n chips, that'll soak up the booze before it hit's your liver.


enjoy anyway.

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The Large One
 


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Big Cry Big Cry

it's even worse
Chris Tyler just called and he's on the ferry on his way down.... Big Cry Big Cry
 TLO has left the building.......
I no longer work for a Landrover Dealer


My little chilli sauce business http://www.thechillees.co.uk
if you would like to order anything just give me a shout 
 
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Enjoy yourselves!!! Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
   
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Nick, if Stu takes the Poteen he had at Rockingham, don't touch it, it's Censored deadly.
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Can you not arrange an accident beforehand.
ie lose a leg, that way you don't have to go.
and you'll be only half legless
Laughing
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The Large One
 


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your scaring me now Shocked Shocked

the last big beano i went on was my stag doo 14 years ago

4 pints and
26 southern comfort and lemonades later Shocked Shocked

SWMBO is coming with me this time so i have no chance of going off the rails Whistle
 TLO has left the building.......
I no longer work for a Landrover Dealer


My little chilli sauce business http://www.thechillees.co.uk
if you would like to order anything just give me a shout 
 
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Lemondade!!!! What's all that about. If Chris is coming, he'll def be bringing the Poteen.
Have you booked Monday (and Tuesday) off already or will you get SWMBO to drive you everywhere instead Laughing
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Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry

I WANT MY MUMMY
 TLO has left the building.......
I no longer work for a Landrover Dealer


My little chilli sauce business http://www.thechillees.co.uk
if you would like to order anything just give me a shout 
 
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Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up

edit: some evidence for you been late for work on Monday if you need it Thumbs Up

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Can you please send off our headrests before you go AWOL for a week Laughing
  
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well I've never had a drink with TFC or DiscoStu...But I have with Chris Tyler...

If anyone wants some parts, i suggest you put the order in now...'cos I doubt if TLO will be around at the beginning of next week... Whistle Laughing
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The Large One wrote:

4 pints and
26 southern comfort and lemonades later Shocked Shocked

:


That was just for breakfast I presume.
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