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ronp
 


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Why does it always rain on me?

Had some terrific weather today.
So mid afternoon I decided to take a few hours off to do some boring outside chores.
I planted all the bedding plants.
Trimmed up the other plants & bushes
Watered and fed them all.
I laid down some weed killer in the driveway.
Decided to give the D3 it's first '2 x bucket' hand wash of the year.
Guess what, midway through the wash .... it started P!ssing it down!!
Total waste of time watering, weedkilling & washing!!!

Victor Meldrew

Now sing after me ... "Why does it always rain ...... etc etc".
 I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe. 

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so it was you that turned it then was nice till you did that Evil or Very Mad

















































































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Ron, I did the three cross walk got well burnt, Goathland road end, down to Maybecks, up to Lilla cross and back to Goathland. Sunny, cool breeeze form the east, got home and sat out in the garden until teatime. So how come you got rain Laughing
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RonP Did I spot you leaving Boroughbridge this afternoon?
  
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chicken george wrote:
RonP Did I spot you leaving Boroughbridge this afternoon?


Yep, you poss did.
Had a meet with Censored there.
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I planted all the bedding plants.
Trimmed up the other plants & bushes
Watered and fed them all.
I laid down some weed killer in the driveway.


If you had got SWMBO to do these jobs like she should have, the D3 would have been washed and polished before it rained........ Whistle

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Unfortunately swmbo won't get her nails dirty.
Plus she cann't tell the difference between weeds & plants.

But I agree, I got my priorities wrong ..
..I should've washed the D3 first!!

[Out today to get it all muddy again!]
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Maverick wrote:
Wall to wall sunshine up in Inverurie, blue sky's since Sunday! 8)


Same in Grantown, booootiful last few days! 8)
   
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Unfortunately swmbo won't get her nails dirty.


I must be lucky to have a SWMBO that is willing to do the dirty stuff..... 8)
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Mike40 wrote:


I must be lucky to have a SWMBO that is willing to do the dirty stuff....
Shocked Shocked .... Wink 'Ner Ner' Bonatti HSE... Ah yes, a vintage colour!
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