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AndrewS
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It doesn't matter anyway we are all doomed

The world is going to end in December 2012. So buy all the boxes you want, change all the settings, enable everything Thumbs Up Drive all the green lanes in a massive convoy Razz
 In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.  
Post #44649829th Mar 2009 10:08 pm
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ayrshiredisco
 


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but have you notified your insurance company of this impending disaster and that you will be doin so much green-laning Whistle Whistle
 If in doubt............flat out.


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Thumbs Up yep thats the way to do it Banging Head Banging Head
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OH i am busy that day Wink
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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And the cause of this impending doooom is? Confused
 Long succession of Disco's since 2001...
SIII Lightweight - neglected & rusting. Bulkhead, A panels, vent panel & outriggers now disintegrated - Next years project! 
 
Post #44650729th Mar 2009 10:14 pm
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ayrshiredisco
 


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see here http://www.endoftime2012.com
 If in doubt............flat out.


Buck blue with mantec, abar, roolights and some of uncle rays finest
club blanked egr's
dark silver mini cooper s 
 
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I haven't got a cat's chance in Hell (is that where it says we're going?) of getting my Management to read that. Do they do it in PowerPoint?
  
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DaveT
 


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Ah! so thats when the new Defender comes out Thumbs Up
 Long succession of Disco's since 2001...
SIII Lightweight - neglected & rusting. Bulkhead, A panels, vent panel & outriggers now disintegrated - Next years project! 
 
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JF Lux
 


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Andrew - you are a prophet and seer...

2012 is the end of the world, for me at least. That's when the lease is up on my D3...
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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Handing back a leased D3 with as many dings and as much bramble rash as yours is indeed a worrisome event. Can I come watch?
  
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AndrewS
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DaveT wrote:
And the cause of this impending doooom is? Confused



Someone called Nostradamus has predicted that and I quote "There will be a chariot that is able to turn its own wheels and man will alter the chariots brain, all the altered chariots will stop at the same time, this will cause a massive magnetic pulse and the Earths poles will be reversed"
 In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded.  
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NJF
 


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Oh dear, I'd better go read the diagnostics and insurance threads again. Rolling Eyes
  
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I'll stay away from Poland then Thumbs Up
  
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JF Lux
 


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NJF wrote:
Handing back a your wifes D3 with as many dings and as much bramble rash as yours is indeed a bigger worrisome event. I don't think I could bare to watch...
Whistle The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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ayrshiredisco wrote:
but have you notified your insurance company of this impending disaster and that you will be doin so much green-laning Whistle Whistle


On the website http://www.survive2012.com some idiot wrote:
insurance policy

I have no idea if something bad will happen in 2012 or not. Nobody really knows. Most home owners have fire insurance, even though they do not expect their house to ever burn. They have it because losing their home and contents would be devestating, and insurance is quite cheap.

The human species does not have an insurance policy that covers a global cataclysm in 2012. Until governments, organizations or high-worth individuals make an effort, my intention is to do the best I can, because at least 1 out of 6 billion people should make an effort.
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
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