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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3

DG wrote:
Do you take your wife dogging ??


DG....... Do you use the "Access Setting"?? Bow down
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"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
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tanters
 


Member Since: 24 Oct 2007
Location: Oireland
Posts: 4284

Ireland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 5 Seat Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

You will be asked to do strange things by strange men with strange names and dirty fingernails:

Is this something that scares you or excites you ?
 A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.  
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DiscoStu
 


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England 

blue meanie wrote:
'do you like quiche?'



It's spelt "quicky" Rolling Eyes Wink
 Disco 5 HSE Lux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peyiqaJrmMU 
 
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Disco3newbie
 


Member Since: 26 Oct 2008
Location: Scottish Borders
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What.........

Cheese and onion quicky


Doesn't sound right Laughing
  
Post #4767295th Jun 2009 2:02 pm
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JF Lux
 


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Luxembourg 2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

DiscoStu wrote:
blue meanie wrote:
'do you like quiche?'



It's spelt "quicky" Rolling Eyes Wink


Well if thats the sort of question you want to ask prospective members (seeing as the majority would be male...) Shocked
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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Willy Eckerslike
 


Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

Men: Do you or have you ever owned a shell suit.

Women: Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a penis
Do you like picnics.
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle 
 
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blue meanie
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JF Lux wrote:
DiscoStu wrote:
blue meanie wrote:
'do you like quiche?'



It's spelt "quicky" Rolling Eyes Wink


Well if thats the sort of question you want to ask prospective members (seeing as the majority would be male...) Shocked



all right Rolling Eyes

do you eat egg flan?

click here?
 and theeeeennn......???  
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LT
 


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Disco3newbie wrote:
What.........

Cheese and onion quicky


Doesn't sound right Laughing


Quicky Lorraine? That sounds O.K (does depend on which Lorraine though)
  
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SN
 


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Are you a chav?
Do you live in a council house?
Do you know how to spell and when to use BIG letters?
Will you pretend to be something you are not?
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)  

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PaulP
 


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SN wrote:
Do you know how to spell and when to use BIG letters?

Will you pretend to be something your not?
Whistle


Laughing
 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Buckingham Blue
2007 Golf GT DSG 
 
Post #4768045th Jun 2009 4:42 pm
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DG
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Thumbs Up


Get out Steve Twisted Evil
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SN
 


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Location: Romiley
Posts: 13710


ARSE! Embarassed

Where's my petard? I need to hoist it?
 Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
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JF Lux
 


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blue meanie wrote:
JF Lux wrote:
DiscoStu wrote:
blue meanie wrote:
'do you like quiche?'



It's spelt "quicky" Rolling Eyes Wink


Well if thats the sort of question you want to ask prospective members (seeing as the majority would be male...) Shocked



all right Rolling Eyes

do you eat egg flan?

click here?


Wasn't the quiche bit...it was that DiscoStu seems to be interested in asking men about a quicky... Whistle
 The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...

Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..." 
 
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PaulP
 


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SN Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down Thumbs Up
 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Buckingham Blue
2007 Golf GT DSG 
 
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