rockcrawler
Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
Posts: 2884
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Japanese Sex Story
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
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I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know sweet FA about the Japanese language...
You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... you need serious help!!! D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
Club BAS Remote FBH
Club MXS10 Ctek
Club Beanie Grill
Rear D4 Lamps
Geoff Gearbox Flush
BAS Remap
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6th Apr 2018 9:21 am |
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Ted Newman
Member Since: 09 Oct 2010
Location: SE London
Posts: 840
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LR Discovery 4 XS pulling an Airstream 532 Caravan also own (since new) a 1996 MGF
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6th Apr 2018 10:07 am |
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Hairy Dan
Member Since: 19 Jan 2011
Location: Co. Durham
Posts: 12319
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Cheers Ian
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Club N.E.R.D.S
Kielder 4x4 Safari
Discoless
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6th Apr 2018 10:31 am |
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mark the spark
Member Since: 22 Jun 2011
Location: southampton
Posts: 2475
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read it ! i was typing into google translate !! MY05 SE D3 Manual my first LR what a car
MY10 HSE D4 auto
MY14 XXV more buttons than the spaceshuttle
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6th Apr 2018 11:00 am |
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conman69
Member Since: 11 Aug 2012
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 431
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well you got me Discovery3 TDV6 GS
Disco3.co.uk front orange +white tailgate stickers
Belts, pulleys, oil pump replaced, double tow-bar electrics
Land Rover rubber mats throughout, tinted windows, wind deflectors, smoked side repeaters, retro fitted Garmin, smooth leather steering wheel, cruise control + radio switches, 19" HSE wheels, Bearmech side-tubes, BAS IFBH module, roofbars.
LML Star Deluxe
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6th Apr 2018 11:02 am |
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Grianaig
Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
Posts: 1286
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Guilty. 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.
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6th Apr 2018 11:13 am |
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stew 46
Member Since: 01 Dec 2011
Location: cornwall
Posts: 10146
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab
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6th Apr 2018 11:44 am |
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Down&Dirty
Member Since: 17 Aug 2012
Location: Somewhere out back
Posts: 1287
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すばらしい MY24 Defender 90 X-Dynamic HSE
MY18 Disco 5 HSE Santorini Black Now Gone.
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6th Apr 2018 11:50 am |
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ianm27
Member Since: 02 Jun 2016
Location: Hertfordshire
Posts: 2154
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Uncle Ray's spare wheel protector
Limo Tint
Blackvue front & rear dashcam
Cruise control switch pack
Bodsy's remote for FBH
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6th Apr 2018 11:51 am |
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Hardware
Member Since: 28 Jun 2016
Location: Hiding under the M60
Posts: 12676
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Almost said you had me there but thought better of it.
anyway …
Teo torriatte konomama iko
Aisuruhito yo
Shizukana yoi ni
Hikario tomoshi
Itoshiki oshieo idaki
… which I'd always thought was Japanese but chucking it through Google Translate tells me Freddie Mercury et al made some of it up !
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6th Apr 2018 2:32 pm |
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Timothy1
Member Since: 06 Dec 2016
Location: Tanzania
Posts: 42
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Euro Parts Arusha
Tanzania
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6th Apr 2018 3:13 pm |
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MrH
Member Since: 08 Aug 2007
Location: lost in the forest
Posts: 7754
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LRs are a fond memory, apart from the maintenance.
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6th Apr 2018 3:20 pm |
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