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rockcrawler
 


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Japanese Sex

Japanese Sex Story

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"

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I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know sweet FA about the Japanese language...

You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... you need serious help!!!
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mark the spark
 


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anyway …

Teo torriatte konomama iko
Aisuruhito yo
Shizukana yoi ni
Hikario tomoshi
Itoshiki oshieo idaki

… which I'd always thought was Japanese but chucking it through Google Translate tells me Freddie Mercury et al made some of it up !
  
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