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DSL
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How do you know it’s getting near Christmas?

There’s a chap on the forks of a telehandler thingie putting the Chrimbo lights up on the street lamp.

Very festive as -4.something C and everything is nice and frosty.

Just waiting for the first Bah Humbug. Laughing Laughing
   
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I know it's getting near Christmas because the postman suddenly starts talking to you instead of grunting. Rolling Eyes
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Think Uddingston must have finalised their town twinning with one in the Southern Hemisphere

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...s-13594738
  
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Christmas is more than 1/12 of the year away. If your boss paid you a 1/12 of your salary less than you were expecting, would you be happy when he said "it's close enough"? No, and some of us don't think we're "close enough" to Christmas to go in to Christmas-this and Christmas-that every bloody five minutes.

It's all made up nonsense anyway.

I'll celebrate mid winter festival at the appropriate time, not a month or more before!

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DSL
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Thought I’d cheer you lot up! Laughing Laughing I side effect of not getting much sleep last night due to having an elderly dog that’s gone nocturnal and desperately wants to be in “his” car, in spite of the temperature. Rolling Eyes
   
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RRSTDV8 wrote:
Christmas is more than 1/12 of the year away. If your boss paid you a 1/12 of your salary less than you were expecting, would you be happy when he said "it's close enough"? No, and some of us don't think we're "close enough" to Christmas to go in to Christmas-this and Christmas-that every bloody five minutes.

It's all made up nonsense anyway.

I'll celebrate mid winter festival at the appropriate time, not a month or more before!

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DSL wrote:
Just waiting for the first Bah Humbug. Laughing Laughing


I think you found him Laughing
   
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Sea Raider wrote:
Think Uddingston must have finalised their town twinning with one in the Southern Hemisphere

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottis...s-13594738


Maybe Santa’s balloon is sponsored by Richard Branson.

Kids spotted this on the Main Street, but I was too busy watching the road. And the lights stop halfway down the Main Street, not going the full length of all the shops.
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There are a lot of store and garden centre owners don’t know that. Thumbs Up
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Narpy wrote:
I know it's getting near Christmas because the postman suddenly starts talking to you instead of grunting. Rolling Eyes


Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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DSL
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I must admit the lights are very festive. It was cold, frosty & foggy last night so it all felt very Christmassy. Thumbs Up
   
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