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NJSS
 


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Last ride on my Harley

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”

"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

"Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess."
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As an ex-biker who has landed in ditches more times than I care to think about I have never had that beautiful treatment Laughing
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Even after scrolling down and reading the punchline to see if it was a joke or not, I didn't see that coming!
  
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Even with manflu I managed to laugh at that. Laughing Laughing
  
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Just what the doctor ordered today.
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In the same vein...

I was lucky enough to get a ticket for the FA cup but was surprised to find myself next to an empty seat. Just before kick-off, I commented on the empty seat to the man sitting the other side of it.

"I bought it for my wife. Unfortunately, she passed away"

"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that", I remarked, "I can't help wondering though, don't you have any friends or family who could have used her ticket?"

"No. They're all at the funeral"
 
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