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A load of bull

A DEFRA officer stopped at a farm in Cornwall and talked with an old Farmer. He told the Farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for unapproved chemicals." The Farmer said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.", as he pointed out the location. The DEFRA officer verbally exploded saying, " Sir, I have the authority of the Government with me !" Reaching into his rear trouser pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the Farmer. "See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land! No questions asked! Do you understand ?!!" The Farmer nodded politely, apologised, and went about his chores. A short time later, the old Farmer heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEFRA officer running for his life, being chased by the Farmers big bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. The Farmer threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs..... "Your badge, show him your BADGE!!"
  
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