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A man buys a cockney parrot......
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astonbuilder
 


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A man buys a cockney parrot......

......but soon gets fed up of it always squawking "I'm from London and as hard as f Censored " so he puts a Kestrel in the cage with it.

Next morning he looks in the cage and the kestrel is dead and the parrot is strutting around squawking "I'm from London and as hard as f Censored "

Man decides he's going to teach the parrot a lesson so puts an eagle in the cage with him and leaves them overnight.

Next morning he looks in and the eagle is dead and the parrot has no feathers Shocked

As he looks closer the parrot says "I'm from London and as hard as f Censored but I had to take me coat off for that c Censored "  
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need to be clear here before the "discussion" erupts … are you being anti-parrot or anti-Cockney ? Whistle  
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I am from London and my parents are cockney and used to run a part breeding establishment and











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